Naija Chikita
Monday, March 1, 2010
Stalkerazzi 2.0
*Gonna try n keep it short as possible*
So it was a new year, (2010), first month (January) cant remember date but definitely b4 7th, n i was heading towards my department (Biochem) after paying my tuition for the semester....
I am walking by towards the overhead, with my earphones on (as always)when some dude passes by.
PAUSE
Now i have this weird thing i do ( i think it is weird) if anyone looks my way (be it old, young, tall, short, drop dead gorgeous, not soo pleasing to the eyes) i smile...
Yes i smile, a humble, u r human n I SEE YOU kinda smile (not I SEE YOU for avatar lovey dovey oh... okay kinda, arrgghhh this explanation is confusing... )
So like i always do, i smiled and kept going my way, only for hands to appear from nowhere on my shoulders...
Twas the dude...
Dude: "i have seen u like 5 times now, n each time u smile and walk away"
Me: " Really? dnt recall"
Make una c me oh! person don dey count sef how many times he don see me, down to the shoes i was wearing on each occasion
Dude: " i just moved here from Waterloo in September, so i dnt knw a lot of people"
Dude: "What's your name?"
Okay now, two factors were the reason for my answer.
1. i remember ever so vividly wat it was like coming here, knwing nobody... i wanted to jump the next plane straight back home. If not for my support system, peeps who welcomed moi, made sure i was okay, all that ish, seriously, i have no idea where i wld be (More like at the bottom of the cold freezing ocean)
2. i had made a resolution to be nicer to people ( apparently i come across as a snob with my head in the air, untouchable, antisocial... all dat ish. tellme if this doesnt sound like hateration to you) Anyway, i thot this was my first opportunity to be nice
Me; "Chioma, and u?"
DUDE SMILES LIKE an ewu
Dude" F" ( u thot i was gonna give away the name right? He's yoruba.
SIDE NOTE: my mom doesn't want a son-in-law who isnt Nigerian (not that i was thinking abt marriage..far from it. Dude aint got nada in the looks department n i have to think abt my kids. he doesnt even have height else, my whole family is above 5' 11 except moi...lol)
So we get the talking... n i am like who have u met since u got here... Dude goes no one...
Now dude is doing PhD (if only i knew then what i knw now....mscheeww)
So me (still in my help the needy mode)now, i start calling names of naija peeps wey dey our campus, dude just dey look me ccccc...
So i was look okay, well if u need any help, i dey biochem...holla...
Before i fit take step, dude don want my number
No harm no foul, i handed it over...
Little did i knw i had just made my second mistake of the year...
To be Contd.
So it was a new year, (2010), first month (January) cant remember date but definitely b4 7th, n i was heading towards my department (Biochem) after paying my tuition for the semester....
I am walking by towards the overhead, with my earphones on (as always)when some dude passes by.
PAUSE
Now i have this weird thing i do ( i think it is weird) if anyone looks my way (be it old, young, tall, short, drop dead gorgeous, not soo pleasing to the eyes) i smile...
Yes i smile, a humble, u r human n I SEE YOU kinda smile (not I SEE YOU for avatar lovey dovey oh... okay kinda, arrgghhh this explanation is confusing... )
So like i always do, i smiled and kept going my way, only for hands to appear from nowhere on my shoulders...
Twas the dude...
Dude: "i have seen u like 5 times now, n each time u smile and walk away"
Me: " Really? dnt recall"
Make una c me oh! person don dey count sef how many times he don see me, down to the shoes i was wearing on each occasion
Dude: " i just moved here from Waterloo in September, so i dnt knw a lot of people"
Dude: "What's your name?"
Okay now, two factors were the reason for my answer.
1. i remember ever so vividly wat it was like coming here, knwing nobody... i wanted to jump the next plane straight back home. If not for my support system, peeps who welcomed moi, made sure i was okay, all that ish, seriously, i have no idea where i wld be (More like at the bottom of the cold freezing ocean)
2. i had made a resolution to be nicer to people ( apparently i come across as a snob with my head in the air, untouchable, antisocial... all dat ish. tellme if this doesnt sound like hateration to you) Anyway, i thot this was my first opportunity to be nice
Me; "Chioma, and u?"
DUDE SMILES LIKE an ewu
Dude" F" ( u thot i was gonna give away the name right? He's yoruba.
SIDE NOTE: my mom doesn't want a son-in-law who isnt Nigerian (not that i was thinking abt marriage..far from it. Dude aint got nada in the looks department n i have to think abt my kids. he doesnt even have height else, my whole family is above 5' 11 except moi...lol)
So we get the talking... n i am like who have u met since u got here... Dude goes no one...
Now dude is doing PhD (if only i knew then what i knw now....mscheeww)
So me (still in my help the needy mode)now, i start calling names of naija peeps wey dey our campus, dude just dey look me ccccc...
So i was look okay, well if u need any help, i dey biochem...holla...
Before i fit take step, dude don want my number
No harm no foul, i handed it over...
Little did i knw i had just made my second mistake of the year...
To be Contd.
19 Comments:
Loooooooooool. This one na Daniel in the Lion's den. Lmao.
Part 2 plsssssss
aand m the first.
Hahaha..abeg come and finish what you started jare.
Pls do n cme and finish dis gist. lol...I cnt wait. Hpe he wasn't coming to ur place lukn for free 9ja food n' sme human blanket...lol
lol.....this should be interesting
@Guccib3ll3
No be only Daniel in the lions den... lol...
Part 2 coming soon...
@shorty
i no fit take my time again? lol
@Miss Enigma
Azz in, be like say this na daily routine for ya life... lol
@neefemi
u knw... lol
Lol,the guy's tripping na haba!he don c chic,And he might just think you like him back with all your close-up or maclean smiles.. lol.. waiting for the 2nd part before I conclude..
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@2cute4u
lmao... nawaa oh!
lol. The guy don c babe! I'm sure he has called. Part 2 pls.
LMAO. that guy must hv been blowing up ur phone by now...lmao @ dude smiles like an ewu ( that had me rollin) the guy must b thinkin: hmm i don get confirmed babe o!..part deux PLEASE!!
i smile too when i see anyone and our eyes meet and sometimes i say hi..girl or guy.
complete d story abeg.
oh my this looks interesting.... waiting for the next part.
You know me now, I don marry una two finish, lol..
update asap. LMBO ALREADY.
Hehehehehe!!!
part two plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Part 2 please.
Woman can u pls give ur tweeps a tweads up nesss time? 16th ain't 4ny oh...ehen 2d post u encouraged the guy joo LIVE WITH IT
So, what happened next?
So... what next?
lol @ he was looking like ewu...waiting for the concluding part!
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