Naija Chikita

* If u haven't read the first part, you must be on a long ting... lol. So catch up with the rest of us ...

CONTD...

So, we said our goodbyes,me on my way to handle my beeswax, him to ensure his wallet was home and not missing..
i never take ten steps, (i'm serious) when my phone started 2 ring. i look am, haa i dunno this numero oh! So i jejely picked up the phone
Me: Hello
Dude: i was just making sure u gave me the right number
(see me oh. this ode think say we dey naija)
Me: Dude, if i didnt want to give my phone number i should say so. Abi u don confirm say na me own phone, i've got things to do.... ciao.
*me hangs up 2 go do me*

A few hours later, same number calls...
What in heaven's name cld he possibly want.
Dude: Have u had lunch? ( No Good morning, or anything na have u had lunch?)
Me: yes
Dude: i was thinking maybe we could have a quick easy lunch @ subways

*Okay how many of u have lunch with friends, and friends of friends that u dnt knw, or ur lab partners, or research partners or co workers, raise ur hands high. Having a cup of coffee (albeit i dnt drink coffee) or lunch is no biggee. Anywhoo back to our story*

Me: Umm when exactly? N i'm really not into subway. we cld grab lunch at the food court (on campus)
Dude: Today

*That is when i began 2 see a bit of stars, but the stars never hit me well wello*

Me: i'm sorry, got plans, besides, u have any problems, u say, we dnt need to met over lunch 4 such. ( Kai, foul play Chioma, FOUL)

Dude: *incoherent convo*

*Might i add dude can talk, not like annoying talk, but all that philosophical talk which always leads to boring. Now i dnt mind an arguement or two, i am Queen when it comes to that, but Dayum, this dude cld chatter your eardrums away*

Me: i have to go... HANGS UP

So dude keeps calling on countless occasions, hence the stalkerazzi 2.0 (cuz there were stalkers b4 him, lol), tryna hook something up, n i'm like "I'm busy" which was not far from the truth.
Seriously, the first month of the semester is the time to get all your perambulating out of the way b4 the stress of the semester kicks in.

So i was feeling bad that i was (what's the word?). Plus my friend that is a girl ( apparently saying my girlfriend has a different connotation to it nowadays, even if u knw i am straight as a board. this world don spoil finish) said i was being unfair ( i shall never take her advice again lol) So the next time dude calls ( cuz i dnt call. Ask those who know me. it is not that i dn't care but i mean, if there isn't stuff 2 talk abt or ish y call? u see if u good? that's y there's Fb, twitter, emails...)

So the next time dude calls, i'm like okay, so i can't find anyone who wants 2 go see The Book of Eli with me, so u wanna c it?
Dude: But it's coming out in two weeks...
Me; exactly. N it has to be on a friday (1st day showing) cuz i got plans saturday and sunday)
Dude: u gimme no choice
Me: Cool.. Later ( Had no strength to play dumb to his chattering)

Lessons learned so far
1. No more random smiles. ( that has proven hard to quit)
2. Guys can never be just close friends except he gay... i need a gay friend ASAP
3. Never go 2 the movies alone with a guy u just met ( even ur so called friend)
unless he has a girlfriend ( pretty sure the dudette won't let that even happen)
or u interested in him

To Be Contd.

P.S.
1. i shld have finished this but.... i want u to keep coming back
2. i promise stalkerazzi 2.0 round three is the finale, no matter how long the post
3. i have a test tmrw (Molecular cell biology) so no proffreading done (like i ever proofread ever)
4. u best follow me on twitter... if u didn't knw, now u knw.... http://twitter.com/chayomao