Naija Chikita
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Stalkerazzi 2.0 FINALE.........
Okay so i have been rambling on about this ish, n right now i am getting a bit irritated by it and it doesn't help that peeps keep calling me going "Yo it was soo your fault" Dude, so i made a mistake, big deal..... MOVE ON!
Now for the ending of this long azz (boring if u ask me) story....
Friday arrives, dude takes shows up late, after claiming his GPS couldn't locate my house (that was God talking y'all i am telling you....... the powers that be were at work right there)
Anywhoo, dude's all dressed up and ish, and i'm like "whoa, it is only a movie... who u tryna impress?"
Fast forward, get to mall, buy tickets (which he pays for, how nice) and then i want to grab something to eat, cuz i just got off a lab b4 he showed up.... Dude insists we go somewhere fancier than the food court in the mall( i was just planning on grabbing a pretzel or something and munching on it whilst i do a little window shopping)
Anywhoo, he decides we should go to Swiss Chalet.... on the way, There's Montana's... and dude goes let's go here instead.... i object, telling him that i was going there in a week or so, so building up on that anticipation (and this wasn't a lie... Tinuo and i do this all the time, every new semester... go to montana's and eat our hearts out b4 the craziness that is school kicks into full swing)
Dude insists on driving there, but there was a 45 minute waiting list... haha... so swiss chalet it was... where he wanted me to have a glass of something seeing as he was driving (dude rented a car, who begged him to? )
Me, who loves alcohol die, didn't , i repeat, DID NOT have any cuz, well i don't drink without my buddies around, unless i'm in the comfort of my home.....
Anyway he pays for dinner, we see the movie, which he was chatting about all throughtout the movie.... HEAVEN help me. i wanted to kill him soo bad or atleast shut him the fudgemuffin up.....
So movie ends at 12 am ish n dude wants us to go downtown, (the sole purpose to his renting the bloody car) me, i was tired... n had specifically said MOVIE!
why do people think they can change my minds? DUMBAZZEZ...
anywhoo, drops me off (after tryna persuade me to go clubbing for like the 100th time...
he calls me later that morning, but me, i was on long distance call, so... yea....
Anywhoo, dude keeps bugging, me i give the silent treatment, finally told him for like the millionth time i wasn't interested... n he goes, i got the feeling you were... FINE, so i made the mistake... but dude, i ain't interested...
Did he get that? u already know the answer to that now, don't you.......
So one day, he calls n i get my girlie, Amy (from really?) to answer the call, n she rambles on about how she just got this number spankin new n never heard of a CHIOMA b4....... hahaha... so he sends a text saying "deleted you from my phonebook"
and thus is how stalkerazzi 2.0 came to an end....
Never to repeat itself again.....
LESSONS TAKEN FROM THIS........
1. i'm off men... i am following Tigeress oh! God knows how long it would last, but,honestly, i am no longer searching..... this chica is single n will be loving her singledom die... i mean there is soo much more out there besides men....
2. i shall do things to please only me (okay Bible says don't be selfish, so this is gonna be a toguh one, but i am already selfish-y....)
3. New year resolutions are WACK! whoever came up with that, shld be punished for such cruel act on humans... driving us all insane with ur madness.... mscheeww!
Here you have it....
Gonna have anoda post up real soon... haven't been sleeping much since Mother Nature came to town... and don't mention birth control pills, i have been hearing stuff about Yaz, it's freaky....
And yes, i haven;t been so active on twitter, have a lot going on, practically choking me..... hehehe
So keep coming back, cuz i'm still here and aint going nowhere (yet!)
Latz.... Mad love yo
Now for the ending of this long azz (boring if u ask me) story....
Friday arrives, dude takes shows up late, after claiming his GPS couldn't locate my house (that was God talking y'all i am telling you....... the powers that be were at work right there)
Anywhoo, dude's all dressed up and ish, and i'm like "whoa, it is only a movie... who u tryna impress?"
Fast forward, get to mall, buy tickets (which he pays for, how nice) and then i want to grab something to eat, cuz i just got off a lab b4 he showed up.... Dude insists we go somewhere fancier than the food court in the mall( i was just planning on grabbing a pretzel or something and munching on it whilst i do a little window shopping)
Anywhoo, he decides we should go to Swiss Chalet.... on the way, There's Montana's... and dude goes let's go here instead.... i object, telling him that i was going there in a week or so, so building up on that anticipation (and this wasn't a lie... Tinuo and i do this all the time, every new semester... go to montana's and eat our hearts out b4 the craziness that is school kicks into full swing)
Dude insists on driving there, but there was a 45 minute waiting list... haha... so swiss chalet it was... where he wanted me to have a glass of something seeing as he was driving (dude rented a car, who begged him to? )
Me, who loves alcohol die, didn't , i repeat, DID NOT have any cuz, well i don't drink without my buddies around, unless i'm in the comfort of my home.....
Anyway he pays for dinner, we see the movie, which he was chatting about all throughtout the movie.... HEAVEN help me. i wanted to kill him soo bad or atleast shut him the fudgemuffin up.....
So movie ends at 12 am ish n dude wants us to go downtown, (the sole purpose to his renting the bloody car) me, i was tired... n had specifically said MOVIE!
why do people think they can change my minds? DUMBAZZEZ...
anywhoo, drops me off (after tryna persuade me to go clubbing for like the 100th time...
he calls me later that morning, but me, i was on long distance call, so... yea....
Anywhoo, dude keeps bugging, me i give the silent treatment, finally told him for like the millionth time i wasn't interested... n he goes, i got the feeling you were... FINE, so i made the mistake... but dude, i ain't interested...
Did he get that? u already know the answer to that now, don't you.......
So one day, he calls n i get my girlie, Amy (from really?) to answer the call, n she rambles on about how she just got this number spankin new n never heard of a CHIOMA b4....... hahaha... so he sends a text saying "deleted you from my phonebook"
and thus is how stalkerazzi 2.0 came to an end....
Never to repeat itself again.....
LESSONS TAKEN FROM THIS........
1. i'm off men... i am following Tigeress oh! God knows how long it would last, but,honestly, i am no longer searching..... this chica is single n will be loving her singledom die... i mean there is soo much more out there besides men....
2. i shall do things to please only me (okay Bible says don't be selfish, so this is gonna be a toguh one, but i am already selfish-y....)
3. New year resolutions are WACK! whoever came up with that, shld be punished for such cruel act on humans... driving us all insane with ur madness.... mscheeww!
Here you have it....
Gonna have anoda post up real soon... haven't been sleeping much since Mother Nature came to town... and don't mention birth control pills, i have been hearing stuff about Yaz, it's freaky....
And yes, i haven;t been so active on twitter, have a lot going on, practically choking me..... hehehe
So keep coming back, cuz i'm still here and aint going nowhere (yet!)
Latz.... Mad love yo
18 Comments:
wait hold up. Did you just you haven't been so active on twitter??. Say what now..lol
Chichi, you this babe.
All of you staying off men, good luck oh.
We will be here for you if you falter on your resolve for staying off men. Goodluck oh :)
it wasn't boring though....and good riddance
oh glorious goodness
i was laughing till i got to the end of this post
He rented a car as well? and u were suggesting Montanas? looool
aww poor guy u killed his downtown clubbing dreams lol
ha! goodness gracious his text ha!
oh chayoma
u wont kill me
following u on twitter by da way n thanx for dropping by earlier
xoxo
ha ha...lovely!
And good luck staying off men
lol!! I dont like it when guys talk during movie! mchew! like what the hell...
and as nutty jennifer said gudluck....
It seems like you were already turned off from the get go so was it a pity date then? I was on a movie date once and the guy kept talking and asked me why I was so quiet. lol why can't some people shut up in the theater.
But you didn't think it tiring to watch a movie and dine at the poor guy's expense abi?Lol, sense chick!Ibo chick to the core.. Lol, I kid.. Nothing beats staying single given the circumstances I tell you.. When you keep meeting the crappy guys, best to stay unattached..
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lol...na wa oh.i hate guys who will spend a little money on you and then decide that you owe them something.
That guy is one funny dude sha but it's not enough to go off men now? LOL...
is there anyway on earth I can get this gist without going at least 4 posts back??
Wishing you all the best staying off men, Good riddiance to the dude.
Hope you're cool. I came over to say Happy Easter.
So are you tired of blogging?
Haha I can't believe I missed this. VERY creative response getting your friend to pretend it was her line. I'll have to remember that in the future. Good one!
lol. guys are not ALL BAD!!! hehe
But this sure was interesting. ;)
"i'm off men..." just why did i read that as a 'dare' of 'catch me if you can'? Hmmm....
some dudes can't get it
my sis and i give them the radio
or tv therapy
when you be tired of answering stupid calls
on end
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