Naija Chikita
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Too early to die.
So most of you may know that i don't mind a drink or two here and there. Tinu calls me an alcoholic, albeit i drink in moderation and NEVER get drunk. i mean just because i do enjoy a glass of wine doesn't warrant the name ALCOHOLIC, now does it?
Anywhoo, i remember this incident a couple of years back.....
FLASHBACK
My mum's sister's in-laws were having some form of party/gathering. i can't recall what they were celebrating. Nigerians, do we need an excuse to throw a party?
Anywhoo, so my grandma (maternal, from 007) as in-law was expected to go but, being the diva that she is, decides that I should go in her place, with my Uncle M. I agreed, hoping they would be some fine guys at the gig, only for my sibs to decide that they want to come. BATTALION!
So we all got into my grandma's mercedes, Uncle M on the wheel. We were instructed by my granms to get a bottle of wine or something ( we cannot possibly show up with nothing now). If only she had given me that money, maybe the events i am about to recall would have turned out differently.
So there i was, in the car, with my Sony Discman( that's what they call them right? the handheld disc player) listening to R.Kelly ( I have to tell u the story of moi and R. kelly).
Only to realize, the car is stopping.
Haba
Dude decides to pick up his buddy for the joyride. See me now, mugu. let's call M's friend, ODE!
So ODE gets into the car, front passenger seat, tryin to make small talk with me. See nwata! Mscheeww. Abeg, i didn't dress up for you.
M: Chayoma, abeg pass that your R. Kelly CD. His greatest hits.
Chayoma: Errr, i am listening to it.
M: i wan play am for stereo here. Stop with the shakara. Pass the thing joo.
I just jejely give it to him.
M: u get good taste oh. this girl
Ode: You like R. Kelly? Mee too!
*Like he even knows R. Kelly*
Chayoma: Remember to stop and get the wine.
M: chill!
We get to a supermarket, M and ODE go in, come out with a bottle nicely wrapped.
And i am thinking, 'at least he did something right".
JINX
few minutes later, we were stuck in this ridiculous traffic jam. How i detest "Go-slow" Gosh!
Only for M to get this bright silly idea.
M: Naa, this hold up sef! Abeg, ODE, pass that bottle.
ODE: which bottle?
M: the wine bottle now.
ODE: is it not a gift?
M: abeg they will have enough drinks there, wetin. i wan shack!
Chayoma: i hope you are not planning on drinking and driving me oh!
M: Princess Chayoma, have faith. Nothing will happen.
Before i can say JACK ROBINSON, the nicely wrapped wine has been corked and half way to see its maker!
*to be cont'd*
Anywhoo, i remember this incident a couple of years back.....
FLASHBACK
My mum's sister's in-laws were having some form of party/gathering. i can't recall what they were celebrating. Nigerians, do we need an excuse to throw a party?
Anywhoo, so my grandma (maternal, from 007) as in-law was expected to go but, being the diva that she is, decides that I should go in her place, with my Uncle M. I agreed, hoping they would be some fine guys at the gig, only for my sibs to decide that they want to come. BATTALION!
So we all got into my grandma's mercedes, Uncle M on the wheel. We were instructed by my granms to get a bottle of wine or something ( we cannot possibly show up with nothing now). If only she had given me that money, maybe the events i am about to recall would have turned out differently.
So there i was, in the car, with my Sony Discman( that's what they call them right? the handheld disc player) listening to R.Kelly ( I have to tell u the story of moi and R. kelly).
Only to realize, the car is stopping.
Haba
Dude decides to pick up his buddy for the joyride. See me now, mugu. let's call M's friend, ODE!
So ODE gets into the car, front passenger seat, tryin to make small talk with me. See nwata! Mscheeww. Abeg, i didn't dress up for you.
M: Chayoma, abeg pass that your R. Kelly CD. His greatest hits.
Chayoma: Errr, i am listening to it.
M: i wan play am for stereo here. Stop with the shakara. Pass the thing joo.
I just jejely give it to him.
M: u get good taste oh. this girl
Ode: You like R. Kelly? Mee too!
*Like he even knows R. Kelly*
Chayoma: Remember to stop and get the wine.
M: chill!
We get to a supermarket, M and ODE go in, come out with a bottle nicely wrapped.
And i am thinking, 'at least he did something right".
JINX
few minutes later, we were stuck in this ridiculous traffic jam. How i detest "Go-slow" Gosh!
Only for M to get this bright silly idea.
M: Naa, this hold up sef! Abeg, ODE, pass that bottle.
ODE: which bottle?
M: the wine bottle now.
ODE: is it not a gift?
M: abeg they will have enough drinks there, wetin. i wan shack!
Chayoma: i hope you are not planning on drinking and driving me oh!
M: Princess Chayoma, have faith. Nothing will happen.
Before i can say JACK ROBINSON, the nicely wrapped wine has been corked and half way to see its maker!
*to be cont'd*
20 Comments:
Lmao @ ode,hope una reach the place well o?
Tinu knows something we don't even more so something you don't. lol
lol...na wa oh.seriously?ha ha ha.biko continue very fast oh!!
i came early today..ok lemme read
abeg no leave gist half and half jo!
Give us the rest of the info
Damn...i dont condone drinking and driving. Thats approx $4000 in fees and fines. Plus, they make you take some tacky class and leave that crap on your record for three years....so I heard *he he he*
@shorty,
atleast i am alive to tell the story now.
Tune in for continuation.
@Nice Anon
i am telling u. that gal!
@leggychukwu
patience is a virtue
@Miss Jadanex
yes u did come early.
i have to keep u guys coming back for more now.
@lucidlilith aka Rosie
Naa this is a finger twister oh. ur name.
$4000?
Haa now i know.
:)
Just came in; ok, waiting for pt.2 (in the mean time, i reserve my comments)
@lucid: dis is naija; drinking n driving isn't a crime here... :D ok, i kid,i kid)
part two part two!!
Hope you guys got to the party safe???
Part two plzzz...
why keep us wanting more?
Part 2!
Lolllll
@kay9
u too much!
@anon
coming ur way soon
@ trybes
well i lived to tell the tale
@Oby
cuz it's fun :)
@miss fab
????
how do i go abt replying that?
i knw
LOL!!!
Now I know you have a crush on me!every post my name just has to appear!whhhhhaaaat?
oh well you are and will always be an alcholic in my books
part 2 thank u!
alcoholic?
part 2 pliz
thank God you're alive to tell the story.. abi no be you?
still waiting on part 2
I was waiting for part 2 to comment. Get to it na abeg...LOL
abeg, finish d story it was gettin good!
@Tinu,
Crush ke? Abeg oh b4 u give blogsville the wrong idea....
@Kim,
that's now alcoholic.
@Ochuko
Na me oh
@Anon
i have finally posted it oh!
@Myne
Oya part 2 is up, comment ASAP
@The Damsel,
Danger too dey sweet person.
Peoples, part 2 is finally up. Had soo much on my plate, but i did get it up.
Need to get my creative juices flowing in full blast
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