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Thursday, November 12, 2009
Too early to die 2
*Contd.*
Oh Lordy!
Next thing, Music don begin dey blast off the stereo system, and poor me in the back seat feel like i am at some rock concert. My ears are ringing hysterically.
With crazy music comes reckless driving. ODE can't even keep his head straight sef!
See switching lanes like say this na video game.
Is this how my own go end?
Mbaa!
"Sloww down abeg! i don't want to die yet"
"Who says we are dying? abeg lighten up"
"Lighten gini? Dude, u either slow down or stop the car. i am not letting u take my life and that of my siblings oh!"
M decides to frustrate me even further, and accelerates even more.
Chineke. Is this some shooting of James Bond? No one is pursuing us now! By now, M don begin the "No Hands" driving.
Prayers are been uttered by my poor frightened lil. sis. I shall not sit and watch us all die.
i begin to scream.
FUTILE.
who can hear me over this crazy stereo system that is blaring like the last days have befallen us.
As God would have it, there is a police checkpoint ahead.
Hallelu!
I am not dying today!
"M if u don't slow down, we will get stopped oh"
"i know. i know. "
*at police checkpoint*
"Oga, where u dey go, carry pikin full ur car?"
"Haa, na our in-law party oh"
"Clear road make we check ur particulars (ie papers)"
"Bros, any problem?"
"Noo, na protocol"
Thank Jesus. As soon as we clear, i call one of the "in-laws" who is a good friend of M.
"Chike, abeg come pick us up oh. we dey police checkpoint, close to ........"
"Chayoma, who u dey call?"
"Chike! he will be here in 5."
"what for?"
"to take the rest of the way. u no want commotion for here right?"
"this girl, u don tie my hand. how u wan explain this to Oga Police?"
"u wan make i tell am the truth? that na another wahala oh!"
"Okay, we will wait"
3 minutes later, Chike don land, i enter moto sharp sharp, with my sibs.
Like that oh!
Never again.
Man must learn how to drive for such situations....
Kai!
See how my own for go.
p.s. in case u were wondering, M made it, apparently, he does drive well under the influence. I am not gonna be his test bunny, thank you. We never breathe a word of this to my granny. Person for die.
:)
Oh Lordy!
Next thing, Music don begin dey blast off the stereo system, and poor me in the back seat feel like i am at some rock concert. My ears are ringing hysterically.
With crazy music comes reckless driving. ODE can't even keep his head straight sef!
See switching lanes like say this na video game.
Is this how my own go end?
Mbaa!
"Sloww down abeg! i don't want to die yet"
"Who says we are dying? abeg lighten up"
"Lighten gini? Dude, u either slow down or stop the car. i am not letting u take my life and that of my siblings oh!"
M decides to frustrate me even further, and accelerates even more.
Chineke. Is this some shooting of James Bond? No one is pursuing us now! By now, M don begin the "No Hands" driving.
Prayers are been uttered by my poor frightened lil. sis. I shall not sit and watch us all die.
i begin to scream.
FUTILE.
who can hear me over this crazy stereo system that is blaring like the last days have befallen us.
As God would have it, there is a police checkpoint ahead.
Hallelu!
I am not dying today!
"M if u don't slow down, we will get stopped oh"
"i know. i know. "
*at police checkpoint*
"Oga, where u dey go, carry pikin full ur car?"
"Haa, na our in-law party oh"
"Clear road make we check ur particulars (ie papers)"
"Bros, any problem?"
"Noo, na protocol"
Thank Jesus. As soon as we clear, i call one of the "in-laws" who is a good friend of M.
"Chike, abeg come pick us up oh. we dey police checkpoint, close to ........"
"Chayoma, who u dey call?"
"Chike! he will be here in 5."
"what for?"
"to take the rest of the way. u no want commotion for here right?"
"this girl, u don tie my hand. how u wan explain this to Oga Police?"
"u wan make i tell am the truth? that na another wahala oh!"
"Okay, we will wait"
3 minutes later, Chike don land, i enter moto sharp sharp, with my sibs.
Like that oh!
Never again.
Man must learn how to drive for such situations....
Kai!
See how my own for go.
p.s. in case u were wondering, M made it, apparently, he does drive well under the influence. I am not gonna be his test bunny, thank you. We never breathe a word of this to my granny. Person for die.
:)
25 Comments:
lmao!!im first!!!
ive not been first in a long long time!!!
na wa oh!!
thank God for little mercies!!
Mba o, no one should take you and your sibs life as a joke abeg. You are a sharp somebody. 2nd!!!
I agree with you completely. Who wants to be a guinea pig, and a dead one at that? No way buddy.
I like the gisting style BTW. Have you voted on my blog?
Lol. I'd have been at the edge of my seat
@leggy
yes u r first. lol
@Anon
abi sharpie like me. No shakin
@Myne
exactly. i no wan die yet oh!
Being to ur blog already and yup i did vote :)
@Ms' D
really? lol.
Lol @ "I am not gonna be his test bunny"
LOL!!!
wyfe, dem wan kill you for me?
how we for don jam if that wan happen?
LOL
how you dey?
thnx God for his mercies
i didnt knw u were afraid of dying like this
lol..so death dey fear akpuruka like you like this
anyhoo nice one..I enjoyed it
@shorty
b4 nko! i wasnt born to be his test bunny oh. haa!
@David.
see am now. well we for jam in heaven.
lol.
am fine :)
@Tigeress
Amen
@Kim
haa
who isnt afraid oh! it is not yet my time abeg
@Miss J
stay there dey look me oh! death dey fear me well well.
Good to know u enjoyed it :)
Geez, I would have been screaming myself...
Hope all is well.
had to go back to read part one. this is really nice.
@Solomonsydelle
Yea,
we cool. All be it, M's crazy and all, he's my uncle, cant change family, just adapt to their crazy ways :)
@Mike
Thnx :)
Like forreal mehn, ur lucky u got out of that situation..
I myself have driven with drunk ppl and trust me it's not a good experience.
btw, lol i just found ur blog today..
@Azazel,
Oh no! no fun at all,especially if u r the only sober soul in the group!
Great,so what do ya think abt mi blog?
ah thank God o....nawa for uncle M
@Aloted
we all have one ( or many) crazyz in our families.
Please can anyone spare a second to vote for my girl Zoe as a next generation face of NEXT finalist? Only facebookers can vote though and please tell a friend to vote too. this is the link below.thanks
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sorry for being off topic
OMGoodness!
LMAO! I had to go read the first part to get the whole story.But Chayoma U are wicked oh! Why did u name the guy 'ODE'?
each time I read where his name was mentioned, I burst out laffing!
Crazy dudes...of all places to shack and misbehave na behind the wheels of a car!
@Doia
soo random!
lol
@Afronuts...
i know right?
seriously dude was an ODE! name well deserved.
lol
U survived.
i trust you girlie.
Survival of the smartest
@Anon,
Yes i did! in one piece :)
@Candilicous
u knoww!
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